- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

What kind of king has 2 heads? A card!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Okay

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Eating the apple.

What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes And now so do you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I was on the other side. And I'm a chick magnet

You know how hitler wasn't accepted into the art school ? The teacher who didn't let him join was Jewish .

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? No seriously, I don't know because we've only just got electricity in our village.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

knock knock. who's there? doctor. doctor who? doctor: you have cancer.

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