- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What do communists and strawberries have in common? You can eat them.

I'm so hungry I could eat a horse and chase the jockey.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

Dad, if I say shit or somethin... Dad: FALCOWN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANCH!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, Show me your tits.

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What did the Elephant say the other Elephant? We do not know. Their vocalization is still a mystery to us.

joke hahhahahah where did u find that joke, on the internet

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

A guy with cancer walks into a bar... No one treated him any special way, it's not like he had I have cancer written on his forehead.

What do you call a cow with no legs A cow with no legs.

An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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