- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

How do you have sex with 9 giraffes? you don't because that's weird

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

What did the chicken say to the.... nevermind

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Why didn't Johnny have any food left? Because he ate it all.

Father Time and Mother Nature did the nasty, and had a kid called humanity. It had down syndrome. Very sad.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

So there's a monkey in a bar. I forgot the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What did the dog say to the mailman? Woof.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

what happens when you step on a bear trap? Alot of pain.

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