What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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1. The name of your street 2. The name of your pet 3. Your favorite activity 4. The color of your eyes 5. The number of shoes you own Now fill in the blank with the corresponding number to your answers. "One day I was ___3___ my dog when a pornstar named __(1)__ ___(2)___ asked me how many times I can ___(3)____ myself. I said ___(5)___ times and the juice that came out of me was __(4)___."

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Fairy floss" "Fairy floss who?" "I'm sugar coating your Cancer diagnoses"

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Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

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I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

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Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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sucks Syntax...

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

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Whats fat and gay joe diragi

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What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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