- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Knock knock. Whos there Time to get a watch

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why didn't the black man understand an anti-joke? Because like any other member of the human race, he expected a typical joke structure to occur, starting with a misleading introduction which then using surrealism or misguidance trails into a humorous punchline.

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

A white kid, a black kid, and an Asian kid all try out for the basketball team. Which one makes the team? All of them, because they are all very good.

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

What did the boy say to his friend? nothing, they were both deaf

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

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