- Anti Joke

man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

Q: What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? A: A bus stop

What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are about to be executed by a firing squad. Before they shoot the brunette, they ask if she was any last words. “Look, a tornado!” Then they shoot her.

Anthony sucks

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you keep a monkey from stealing your banana? shoot it

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)