what do you call a Mexican driving a plane? a pilot you were probably to racist to work that out

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Why is it OK to make fun of a deaf person? Because they can't hear.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust No, the Holocaust never even happened, you're an idiot.

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the fried chicken restaurant... BAWK BAWK cannibal

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A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

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Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

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Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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