- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Q why did the girl scream A she got hit with an axe

How many electricians does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

What do you call a dragon with no wings? a dragon with no wings :(

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Why did Obama give a speech? Because he is the president and people look up to him

What happened to my sunglasses?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

What's brown and smells like poo? Poo.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Did you hear about the peanut that was assaulted? He filed a police report weeks ago and is upset by the sluggish nature of the justice system.

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven they say nothing to eachother because they are muffins and cannot speak if they did they would most likely be taken by the US government and studied and assumed to be alien life forms but anyway the muffins were taken out later and presumably eaten

Why did a black person beat a white person in a race? The white person was hindered because a polar bear was biting their leg the entire time.

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