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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Your mom.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

what do you call a child with bruises on his face? Child protective services.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

How old are you? 7

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

Q: Why are black people so tall? A: Not all black people are tall, and if they are it is probably from their specific genes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

whats the difference between a black baby and a white baby? thier skin tone.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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