How do you fit 10,000,000 jews inside a car? It's not physically possible as no car can carry that many people.

What is better than life? Nothing.

what would u di if u were having anal sex with a black guy and his dick was soooo bi that ir rippped ur asshole? staple it back together

What is green and has wheels???? Yo mamma on a Wednesday.

Does Fall come before winter? There is no defiant answer due to the fact that all seasons are in a cycle and our race has no answer to which season happened first on Earth.

How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

chuck noris- can swim through land god- can walk on watter i- can run on air

What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

y u no like me joke?

how did a white girl have a black baby? she was raped at the age of thirteen.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She was too tired and was afraid that if she got behind the wheel it might cause her to fall asleep at the wheel which would result in an accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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