- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

Why did little Timmy fall off his bike? His pace maker failed.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

Doctor, doctor, I have a cavity! Go to the dentist.

What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will fall over if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

This is a joke.

Joker: Knock knock Batman: Who's there Joker: Not your parents

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

Feminism.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

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