- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

united we sit, cause we're fat

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

Ron Paul for President!

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

What do you get if you throw a banana at the wall? Nothing.

A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

Twelve muffins were baking in an oven. One muffin said "Where are we?" Another muffin said "Yikes! A talking muffin!"

How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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