knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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whats worst than a trashcan full of dead babies? A baby eating the dead babies.

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Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

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How many jews does it take to change a baby's diper? I don't know my wife will do it.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What's blue paint and smells like red paint? Paints

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Why is three afraid of four? Because four ate five.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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What did little Sally say to the clown after the party? 'For someone who specializes in entertaining children of a young age, I am slightly underwhelmed at the degree of humor my friends and I have derived from your jokes today.'

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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black people swimming

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Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

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What is faster? A bottle of milk or a sand-filled pin ball machine? A fighter jet, stupid!

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What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call 4 Mexicans at the bottom of the ocean? Cuatro sinco.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, until old age slowly took away my ability to move and go adventuring

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did Osama say before he was shot? Nothing, it was a surprise attack.

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why do people take pictures in the bathroom? because they just got done taking a crap and they wanna see if they lost weight.

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Anti Joke

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