- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

What came in like a wrecking ball? A wrecking ball.

What did Jimmy get for his first bithday A coffin

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

What do airplanes and trees not have in common?? Bananas

a man walks into a desert Obama is there to greet him and they have a nice chicken dinner

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What's the difference between deer nuts and beer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.50 and deer nuts are under a buck.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was holding on to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Pier pressure.

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