- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

Your mother just died.

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what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

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