What's worse than catching aids? - already having aids.

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roses are red, violets are blue, dandelions are yellow, tulips are pink, sunflowers are black and yellow, my dick is 13 inches long.

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Two penguins, sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap!" The other says, "What do you think I am?! A clock?"

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

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Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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want to hear a joke? then go ask someone else i dont know any.

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Why can't Stephen Hawking go to the moon? He can, it would require a great sum of money, and extensive anti-gravity training.

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what do you call a dog with no legs. It dosent matter it wont come

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What's white and black? Color blind.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause it wanted to

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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Why did the Jewish population diminish in the '40s? Showers and Ovens

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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How many Jews can you fit in a one-person car? --One in the drivers seat, 30 million in the ashtray

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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