- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

a black man, a Jew, a Chinese man and a polar bear walk into a bar, the bar tender says sorry no animals allowed in the bar, so the polar bear left and the other three ordered some drinks and had a nice time

Why did the black man bleed to death? He was stabbed, but he bled to death because his doctor had just prescribed him some blood-thinners for his serious headaches.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

how does your hair keep changing lengths? due to my countless hours of grueling sessions in chemotherapy due to what was recently found as a terminal cancer, i wear wigs

What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What's awesome and rides a unicycle? Rollercoasters. I lied about the unicycle.

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

What is funnier than 24 69

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Why did the man crossed the busy road? Because he was sick of life.

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

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