What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

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The Labour Party.

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Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

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How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: To get to your house. A: Knock-knock B: Whose there? A: The chicken!

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Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun. Get in the van

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Why was the youtube like bar green? Because the graphics designer felt like making it green. =.=

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Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

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A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

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Why did Henry fall down the stairs? Nobody knows, nobody cares. Poor Henry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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