Roses are red Violets are blue I like pussy Because it feels really good when I stick my penis inside her vaginal opening

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Asian son: "I'm using a calculator for my math" Asian mother: "Why not you calculatnow!"

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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Beka has AIDS

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

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why is this joke funny because your laughing

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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Where is Tampa Bay, Florida?

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

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What did Mel Gibson say to the African-American? I'm sorry

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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