What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

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Why was the guy not asleep Because he was awake

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Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

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what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

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What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

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Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "We don't serve food here." The sandwich charges the barman for discrimination.

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poopy is poopy

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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there are seven of us," reply the babies, "now get us a round of bloody marys

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Whats cold and frozen? ice

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

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Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

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Justin Beiber

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knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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