- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

What do you call a blind person? Mack Despard

A cow went into a meadow and ate some grass. Some time later he wandered off.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

I love you more than other things that are significantly less important to me than you are

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

What do you call a group of black guys riding on horseback? You don't. You call the cops first.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

What is the name of the car? What

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

I hate Jews The Holocaust

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

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