What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

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Why is Coldplay really big in Japan? They're tall guys.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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what did the nostalgic robot barber say to all of his customers before cutting their hair? 0010101000011100101000100100100110101010100101010101010

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Yo mama so stupid, she should be worried about Alzheimer's disease.

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Why did Brooke go to the bathroom? She had to pee

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Why is it so hard to cook vegetables? The wheel chair won't fit in the oven.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

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What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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You need to trim these evergreens. Either they are getting low our my van is GROWING!

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your mother eats so many chocolates and sugary confectionary that i would recommend a check up the the dentist.

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There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

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Yo momma so fat, when she steps on the scales it reads 90kg

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a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

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Why didn't Megan do her homework? Although Megan was an intelligent girl who had always done well academically, she remained unconvinced that anything taught in school held practical or philosophical importance.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

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