- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

How did the Cuban get into Florida? Well he got his passport and other papers, flew in, then went to Customs.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

So I said to the man "That's no banana, thats my wife!"

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

su algato es en fuego

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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