- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What did the mexican fireman call his twin sons? nothing. they were stillborn

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Twinkle twinke little star How I wonder what you are? Star: (Noun) A fixed luminous point in the night sky that is a large, remote incandescent body like the sun.

What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

2 black kids walk into school

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Whats the difference between me and a ghost? What? Ghost are not dolphins

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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