Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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Why did the little girl walk into the wall? Because she was blind.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

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OMG FUCKING NERDS WITH NO LIFE CAN READ ABOUT THE POWER OF YOUR Vaginal puss puss color, no but seriously, I kinda prefer unshaven, I mean if I change my opinion I just do it myself or command that you shave yourself while I put it on my cellphone while I jack off to you, making a creampie, yeah because.

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Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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Your mother is so old, she could easily be considered a senior citizen.

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yo mamma's so retarded that shes a potato

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

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When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

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What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

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What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Roses are blue Colton is gay

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