- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Human being? A: False. Jew.

Is your refrigerator running? If so, you are on drugs, and should see help.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

there were 2 black men and a mexican man in a car. who as driving? we cant tell from the problem but is is more likely it is a black guy because there are 2 of him and 1 mexican.

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What do you call it when you eat cheese that's not yours? Stealing.

roses are red violets are blue they really are

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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