How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs waterskiing? Skip

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

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