- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

Mom says my name I reply Coming.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "There goes my income. I dont know how I'll support my family now, or keep my crops alive."

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

You're a big fat monkey.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

mohammed ali walks into a bar, gets a drink, signs a few autographs , and a good time is enjoyed by all.

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