- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

Why was it sad for black guys drove off a cliff? There two more seats

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

What is an offensive term to refer to black people who lived in the time of the Flintstones? n*ggers

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What do you call a Muslim guy on a plane? A passenger.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's dad? Neither did she

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

How old am I? If you guessed correctly, you are psychic. If you guessed incorrectly, I will send flying gnomes to capture and torture you. Unless, of course, you are of a racial minority in which case nothing will happen to you because I am not racist. :P

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

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