- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

a jew, a muslim and a christian all walk into a bar; because of the difference in religion im afraid such an event is unlikely to occur in the future.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

What did the woman say to the jew? Do you want an almond?

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

Whats worse than 4 dead babies in a bucket? finding an actual joke on Anti Joke.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

Pickles are moist.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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