- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Knock Knock: I have full blown AIDS

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

A priest a rabbi and the dalai lama walk into a bar. They decided to order the hotwings...... Why do u care??? : )

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

Roses are red Violes are blue I am hot How bout you?

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him

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