- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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knock knock whos there open open who the door

I'd like to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming in terror like the rest of te people in his car.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Knock know! Who's there? Aids! Aids who? Aids! Aids who? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I'm not aids!

Why am I telling you this joke? Because I entered the following, agreed to the Terms of Service, and clicked "submit".

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

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