- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

Girls Lacrosse.

why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

Roses are red violets are blue vodka cost less than dinner for two

What do you call a person with an axe stuck to his head? What's your name?

why did your mom make food to feed the killweeds.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

roses are red orchids are black I like you best when you lye on your back

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

Why did Sally ask for ketchup? She wanted to use it on her french fries.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

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