How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

CUT MY SOUL INTO PIECES MY NAME IS VOLDEMORT TERMINATION YOU'RE BLEEDING DON'T GIVE A F**K IF I HAVE NO NOSE FOR BREATHING

autistic kids rock

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

A young boy is crying in the park, when priest walks up to him -What's the matter son? -My parents died in a horrible car accident 2 weeks ago and now i'm held in an abusive household.

Cancer.

This is a random Anti joke.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips can be of multiple colors.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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