- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daffodils are yellow, Flowers come in lots of colours...

Take part of what?

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Why dont jews eat pork? Because the torah doesnt allow cannibalism

Cripples are lame.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

what did Harold Camping say to the little girl and boy? "You and your parents are going to die today"

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