A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Your mama's so stupid, she gave birth to YOU.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

why did I fall off a tree? cause i wanna to

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Why is mario red? His mother beat him as a child.

Knock Knock No solicitors

what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

what is brown and sticky? a stick.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Knock knock! Who's there? Me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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