- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what long green and bumpy? a pickle

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

A man in a car turned left at the end of his road. Then he proceeded .1 miles and turned left again, as his GPS instructed him.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

roes are red violets are blue we have nothing in common so baby were through

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

How did the mexican cross the border? He went through border patroll, and then later became a legal citizen of North America

Fat people

What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

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