NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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Q: why couldn't anyone hear hellen keller when she fell off a cliff? A: she was mute.

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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I knew a little girl once. She was ate before she was seven.

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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ask me if i am a tree. no.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

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there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

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How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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Two muffins are in an oven. And by muffins I mean jews. They both die a horrible death.

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What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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Did you know that in Africa, every 60 seconds... A minute passes. So sad

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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