- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk. What did u think he'd do, have coke-a-cola? Dumbass.

Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

A Jewish man and a blonde were in a DIY store, the man buys a box of screws. The woman gets a phone call to find out her son is late for tennis training. She then hangs up the phone and leaves the DIY store with great hast.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jeffery Dahmer. Oh, good, you're finally here!

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

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