Yo momma stank so bad, she might have a serious vaginal infection. You should take her to the hospital.

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An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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Whats a hobbo's favorite food? Trash

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if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

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When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

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What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

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What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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