A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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How come Helen Keller didn’t scream when she fell off the cliff? Because at 19 months she contracted an illness that left her blind and deaf and therefore never learned to properly use her vocal cords

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

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What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. *Sniffles* I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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XD I TOTALLY CANT BELIEVE I FELL FOR THAT ONE! XD IT WAS LIKE SO OBVIOUS! XD

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

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Heskey time.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

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a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Holy mother moley! Britain just brexited! Now there's no more Britain. Britain is all gone.

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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what is my catphrase nothing I am too good to have one

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What do you call a bad joke website? anti joke

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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