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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the blonde hook up with the business man? Because he was a raging alcoholic and a severe smoker who was incapable of looking after his 3 kids and he has gone to jail 3 times for public nudity and beating his wife.

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the woman scream when she saw her brother? Because he had just come back from fighting in the Iraq war and she was extremely happy to see that he's alright

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

whats brown and sticky a stick

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

What did the black man say to the fat Irish lady? Hi.

I want some pudding. but I didn't have my meat. how can I have pudding?

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

What did the ghost say when it stubbed its toe? Ow

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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