How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Why Did The Black Man Cry? KFC Went Bankrupt!

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

A man walks into a bar. Ow

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

why did the man go to prison? he was a serial rapist.

A Christian walks into a bar . . . mitzvah.

Badabing.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's the opposite of a joke? An Anti-Joke.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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