Two black men walk past a white man who recently hung himself from a tree. Oh the racist irony.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

How did the Jew survive the Holocaust? Trick question he didn't

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

what to call someone thats gay zak

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

If Chuck Norris has $5, and you have $5, Chuck Norris still has more money than you.

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

In soviet Russia...things are different

SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

A woman walks into the kitchen to see her husband cooking dinner because gender stereotypes have been dead for years.

What do you call a kite that doesn't fly. A broken kite.

What do you tell your chicken when it is it's birthday. Nothing, because he wouldn't understand you.

Knock knock! Who's there? Hitler, time to shower!

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What did the girl say to the other girl? Nothing. She got hit in the head with a pineapple

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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