Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

No your aunties a joke

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

why did the hater hate? everyone else has a much better life

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

Knock knock. Who's there? the police.

A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What falls down but never gets hurt? A professional stuntman wearing protective gear.

How does a woman scare a gynecologist? By pulling human entrails out of her purse when he asks her to provide insurance.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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