- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 for violence and brief nudity.

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

Why did the man get in a car accident? Because he was blind.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

What do you hear when you put your foot on a man's ear? A man saying, "WTF are you doing?!"

What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An extremely talented reptile.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

How Do You Fart Eat Beans

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why did the chicken cro- Oh. He got run over.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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