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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? eating the worm causing it to breed inside of your body later causing them to eat you internally

How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? several.

Red my dear, we are no exceptions.

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

What do you say to a rock? Meow

There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. One muffin says "Damn, it's getting hot in here." The other muffing replies "Holy Shit! A Talking Muffin!"

Anti Joke

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