What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

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The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

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two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

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Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

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Why did the kid fall off is bike? He was hit by a bus.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey. Posted by: BerserkSpoon

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

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What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

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Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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