- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

Whats the same between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple except for the elephant

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Think of the worst thing you know of and add dead babies

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???