- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

What do you call a swimming pool full of black people? A family enjoying their holiday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

Why didn't the boy answer the phone when it was ringing? Because he had no arms to pick it up.

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

why did sally fall off a swing she had no arms knock knock who's there not sally

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Why did the penguin die? It got eaten.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Whats blue and white and red all over? The American flag

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