How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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What do you call a baby with a shadow? A shadow-baby!

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Ever heard nobobys perfect well ill name my kid nobody therefore he will perfect

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange? One is a deceased human infant and the other is a delicious citrus fruit.

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Ask me if i'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

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What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

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Pickles are powerful

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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What did the blonde call her pet zebra? Isaac

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The other day I went to the holocaust museum and it was horrible No air conditioning or cold drinks

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Nothing. Blackberries grow on bushes and I do not condone hate crimes.

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A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

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3 women are on a plane. One blonde, one brunnete, and the other a red head. The pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. The 3 women find out that there is only one parachute in the plane. The plane crashes and they all die.

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Lets just say some of my boys owed me a favor, and that if we where all "clean slate workers" I would never have been able to pull some favors out of the higher ups. As far as for "these Shadows" of yours, I know nothing, while I invented the encoding format for the messages you use, I intend keeping it to myself. People here will still assume this is bullshit unless you get somebody to hack this site, believe me, its pretty damn easy to retrieve whatever data might have been lost.

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What do you get when you cross a vampire and Adolf Hitler? A socially unacceptable and awkward hybrid of two unrelated, technically dead things.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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alex is cool

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Anti Joke

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