My Boyfriend

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

This is a joke.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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