Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

2 men were in a bar, One was talking to the other, "I was walking down the street someone fell." "ha" "isis it true?" "What" "isis" and a bomb went off and they all died

The Americans have just spent millions of dollars working on a pen that works in space. I would of just used a pencil.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

I literally died laughing

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Face...tastes like chicken!

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

A Mormon walks into a bar

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

Justin Beiber is a good singer

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Anti Joke

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