Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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If you were on an island with one wish what would you wish for? To get off the island

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My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Bryson got a concussion...he died

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What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Why did the turtle cross the road? Because there was a chicken stapled to his face.

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

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How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

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What do you call an amazing person Good

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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Three men walk into a bar they suffer permanent brain damage, and completely lose their basic cognitive abilities. They will never be able to speak to one another again.

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Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

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A horse walks into a bar. A chicken crosses the road. Humanity is no more. Nature reclaims the Earth.

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What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

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hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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DERP

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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