The cream, it is coming

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Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

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A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

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The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

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A white man is running away from a black man. Because they are Playing tag. A gaming involving to touch the other person

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Q) What's worse than getting a parking ticket? A) The Black Death

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Why was the little girl crying? She got raped by a giant scorpion.

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

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How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

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How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

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Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A white man walks into an elementary school. He was the teacher.

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Irish sobriety

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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