"Mommy! Look, I found a turtle!" "that's no turtle." "Oh..."

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is Valentines Day I am depressed

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

my girlfriend had a weird fetish, she used to dress up like herself and act like a bitch all the time.

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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