Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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Q: Why did'n the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

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What did the lawyer name his daughter. he couldnt because both the baby and his wife died in child birth.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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Hey, you are competitive, but let me have the last word here and you will like it. If you keep poking your nose constantly, the effect will actually overlap, making it stronger and stronger, by all means though, make sure you keep some nose working alright?

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My favorite color is Ham. And I can count to Potato.

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dead dibbs

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The day after Christmas a chain-smoker, a sex addict, and an alcoholic go to the doctor. The doctor tells the three friends that they need to quit their addiction or they will die. R.I.P. Tommy, Jacob, and Winston 1/1/2011

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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fallow me on twitter #ieatveloceraptorsfordinner

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Why did the boy die? He got hit by the school bus.

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Dont read this joke

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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Roses are red, Violets are violet They are not blue You stupid twat

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A whole 'nother.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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Q: What did the bus driver say to the black man? A: Nothing, he simply greeted him with a nod, as he would do to any other person who chose to ride the bus.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

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