Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because the The husband told her to...

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

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What long black and tasty? Licorice

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A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Daniel G. Likes to perve on the boys in the locker room. Change quick guys!

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A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

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When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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Did you hear about the guys who were going to France? Well they are not going anymore.

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What looks like a black book but is actually white? I don't know because it can't look like a black book if it's white.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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