What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

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Your momma's so fat that she should really be concerned for her health and seek professional help to manage her weight.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

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Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

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Q: what's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon A: well the first noticable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

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your mummas so ugley that it looks like it court fire and your family put it out with forkes

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Why has there never been a Mexican on the moon? Because Mexico's government funding for their space program is insufficient to take them all the way to the moon.

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Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

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Why is Helen Keller Blind and Deaf? Because she can't drive!... oh no wait I screwed that up.

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whats brown and has a head? A: my penis

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A duck walks into a bar, guess what the bartender does............ GIVES HIM A SEAT AND 6 FREE SHOTS! But instead of that the bartender promptly escort the duck out considering the fact that in all bars there is a no animal and/or pet policy so the duck went... and commitid a series of loud noises before he got to a hotel and hung itself, that is what any depressed hungover duck would do.

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i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

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What did the penguin wearing a blue sweater say to the sink? I am a penguin wearing a blue sweater.

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knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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