why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

Ok so a black guy is packing his bags for college and then......... wait a minute?

women's rights.

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

What's worse than burning your bacon? Finding your daughter decapitated and raped in the basement.

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

What's worse than a spilled ice cream cone? 2 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 2 spilled ice cream cones? 3 spilled ice cream cones. What's worse than 3 spilled I've cream cones? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? 4 spilled ice cream cones.

Your playing NBA 2k12 and some one steals the man your covering and you scream "THAT'S MY MAN!" what sounds wrong in this situation?

Why couldn't the blonde have children? She had pelvic inflammatory disease.

how many members of the australian greens party does it take to write legislation? none, it's already been done for them by Karl Marx

The WPGA tour

Knock Knock No solicitors

why did the chicken cross the road to get to your house knock knock whos there the chicken

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

why did the circus boy not do his homework? because he was in a coma.

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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