- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

A lepord can carry two times its weight into a tree, i dont have a joke for this yet but youll leave here learning something.

yo mamas so ugly she is often made fun of andridiculed about her appearance.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

if life hands u melons, make melonade.

How do you stop a bus? You don't, and Regina George didn't either.

cory

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Flawed genetics? I am just sad, but then again I am a crybaby, mind sharing a bit more with me? I mean you wont call me wont you? You are not keeping me a secret from anyone right?

What's 9+10? 19.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

Why didn't the door open? Because it was locked

Those that want what is best for me, shall listen to me and do only whatever I want. Those that want ONLY what is best for me, underestimate me greatly. You who stand in the way if my will, claiming you want what is best for me, better move aside.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What is black and white and can't fit through a revolving door? A nun with a harpoon through her back.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

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