Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

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Roses are red They can be white too Violets are not blue They are violet

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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Q: What's big, yellow and can't swim? A: A school bus full of children.

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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This sentence will not end the way you octopus.

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Your momma's so fat, that her doctor recommends that she exercises regularly and sticks to a healthier diet that includes foods with nutritional value.

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Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

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whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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An englishman, a scotsman and an irishman walk into a bar together. They sit down at the bar, and the barman says, "What is this, some kind of joke?!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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when i yell your name i probably want your attention :) S.H.

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What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

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The ability to live the life of a dead person.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because the mas of the ice-cream gathered up enough potential energy to increase the velocity of said ice cream making a mess on the ground.

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an irishman gets on facebook...he has 7 friend request

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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