- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a cadillac going over a cliff? It was my cadillac

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to take three harpoons to the chest and still manage to feast on a family of baby seals...... Hi my name is Joey

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

Ask me if I'm a carrot Are you a carrot? No

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Roses are red Violets are blue Deez nuts Ha goteem

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

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