what's worse than a dead baby? a pile of dead babies. what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath? the live one has to eat it's way out. what's worse than a pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out? more dead babies dumped on the already existing pile. what's worse than the giant pile of dead babies with a live one underneath that has to eat it's way out, but there are more dead babies piled on top? this is all in your basement.

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Whats blue and flufft Answer: Blue Fluff

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what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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why did the man die? Because he was robbing a bank and police used lethal weapons By- the duck

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jersey Shore.

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Roses are chickens violets are pizza this poem makes no sense, Refridgerator

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What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

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How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

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MR MC CANN WHATS THE ANSWER

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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