What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

what's up? my penis.

When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

How many blondes does it take to screw a lightbulb? There's too little information to come up with a reasonable answer.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

Two Muslim men board an American Airlines jet. Nobody feels threatened and engage in friendly conversations with the passengers. The aircraft explodes due to poorly manufactured engine parts made by small starving children.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb. One

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Why can't Larry drive? Larry's a rock.

What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

What did the douche bag get for Christmas? Your girlfriend.

Why didnt the vampire have a reflection? You have to be real to have a reflexion

Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Q. How do you wake up a sleeping rich man? A. By splashing acid in his face

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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