- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

Why isn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She's dead.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What's the most popular fruit in the U.S.? Bananas What's the most popular vegetable in the U.S.? Stephen Hawking

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

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