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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cow fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second cow fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first cow.

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What did the man say when he put his penis in the blender? Arghhhhhhh!

Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Bend Over.

How many bears does it take to screw in a light bulb? None; it’s a fairly menial task requiring little more than a single human hand. Requisitioning any number of bears for the effort would be an extremely dangerous “Rube Goldberg”-esque solution to simple problem.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Why didn't the scientist discover a cure for apathy? He simply lost interest in it.

Q:whats the wost thing that can happen to you when you find something? A:not finding something

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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