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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

How many different ways can you kill a cat? 27, unless you live in Russia then it's 28

Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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Q: Why did the Asian boy pass the math test? A: By studying with dedication to the field.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom? he farts

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

What's white and smells like crap? An albino tird. Just kidding, Justin Biebers music.

whats worse than getting ur penis cut off......no holocaust

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

What is better than tissues? Correct!

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